杂音：软饼干Limp Bizkit

Limp Bizkit和Linkin park是一个属种（Rap-Rock）的乐队，或者用正经点的话说他俩是一个行业的竞争对手。LB比LP早出道一点，99年红极一时，但是在linkin park的《hybrid theory》出来后，风头立马就被LP盖过。纠其原因还是在于风格的差异，或者用正经点的话说LB的细分市场比较小。LB的歌比起LP有更多的rap和更多的重金属，也更很黄很暴力；LP的歌则没有那么多脏话粗话，于是那些听到脏话会羞愧的"乖乖牌"也能享受到rap-rock的服务。

其实我写这篇的目的并不是介绍LB或者比较LP，这些大家可以点击上面的链接或者自己股沟。我是想介绍LB的一首歌叫《Hot Dog》，据歌词自己统计总共有46个fuck。最近我在看《脏话文化史》，所以对这个特别敏感。脏话的确有发泄情绪的作用（当然，这是众多功能中的一种），所以有谁想发泄又羞于骂人，推荐听这首歌。



Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the fuck up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two
Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
A fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked dads
It's a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids
From fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's fourty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

Hey, It's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me